Helmut Bio
by Roland Carstairs
“To all my fans who have supported my efforts from the
very beginning, my gratitude to all, and God willing someday I would like
take you unto my bosom and make love with each and every one of you.”
Yours in passion,
Helmut
ABOUT THE MASTER
Born in Zurich Switzerland, the son of a
shoe cobbler, and part time stenographer, Klaus and Velma Krantz, the
precocious child quickly proved to be different and ahead of his time.
He was expelled at the age of six from the Church Sunday School for finding
many of the Biblical characters displayed in the instructional booklets
as desirous and erotically stimulating. Details as to how this was discovered
are vague and cannot be confirmed, but one can only guess by an incident
described in Helmut K.s journal as “the embarrassing incident in the manger”.
Branded by the Pastor as “The Devil’s Spawn,” young Helmut was forbidden
to return to the Church ever again. This was to be the beginning of the
legend, a prelude to a series of outbursts of anti social behavior which
was to be the basis of the new art form to be labeled as “Perversionism.”
When he was old enough to be placed into a boarding school his parents
wasted no time in sending him to the Alpine Boy’s School in Berne. Upon
seeing the beautiful sights abounding around him he announced to the world,
“I have come home!" At the Academy he became aware of the works of
Wilhelm Reich, a famous Psychoanalyst, and his studies on the freeing
of the sexual nature. He along with Reich had denounced Freud and other
contemporary thinking that the carnal desire should be muzzled and chained
like a rabid dog. Total and absolute freedom was the key to good
mental health, the then twelve-year old boy believed, and he began to
communicate with a colleague of the famous Psychologist. Reich’s associate
then sent the boy instructions on how to build the Orgone Energy Accumulator,
a device purportedly capable of trapping and directing the sexual energy
of the Universe. Helmut then made the making of the box his school project,
telling his wood shop Instructor that it was jewelry case for his Mother.
The strange device seemed to work wonders that year and the heightened
sexual prowess of this bold youth rapidly approaching thirteen years of
age had him ostracized from the school for what has been described as
“Unhuman Behavior.” Particulars are enigmatic, but one witness says that
the boy had turned a day trip to the nearby petting zoo into a “hideous,
biological nightmare.”
Sent back Zurich, the Krantz family decided
to immigrate to America in hopes of outrunning the scandal and further
embarrassment that was nipping at their footsteps. Once in the new country
Helmut discovered film and the power attached to it. The gift of a movie
camera from his Uncle Dieter gave him a whole new outlook on life. He
began to photograph everything in site. And found that by combining violence
with erotic imagery he could not only arouse himself but others, which
he was now referring to as the “feebleminded masses”. The camera
seemed to give him unlimited power, and when he was behind it he knew
no fear. Recklessly he would throw himself and others into the face of
danger to get whatever shot he needed to satisfy his gargantuan appetites
both artistic and sexual. His parents tired of trying to keep the boy’s
passion under control finally let them off of the leash and he was free.
Some think too free for his own good. But the young Krantz began to draw
much attention. First from the authorities and then from people interested
in promoting this young and fascinating talent.
Timothy McCloskey, a local patron of the
arts saw the boy’s talent but feared that his spirit might not easily
be contained. McCloskey had heard rumors of Helmut Krantz’s exploits and
the people who had been shattered in his wake. Yet he felt that this young
spirit had an important message to bring into the world and thus gave
the burgeoning artist his first big break. “Young Boy’s from Mars,” was
the result of that trust. “Boy’s from Mars” was a surreal sci-fi flick
that instantly obtained cult status. In the story Earth Boys are being
abducted to replenish Mar’s dwindling supply. The reasons for this are
vague and never fully come to light. Its dark and brooding imagery of
bloodthirsty aliens who are at first longing for and then controlled only
by the hot young loins of Earth boys was a monumental success in certain
communities. It did not really seem to matter that the script made little
or no sense and was the beginning of Helmut’s quick and soaring rise to
celebrity.
Each new advance in his career brought forth new and exciting images that
both shocked and appalled at the same time. Violent and sexual taboos
were incorporated into every frame that both repulsed and dazzled the
senses of the more sensitive viewers. Soon Helmut Krantz came under fire
from right winged religious groups demanding that this assault upon morality
be brought to a halt. Naturally numbers increased at his screenings and
often there were outbreaks of violence as audience members the morality
police would come into contact.
Many were the films that came under the gun. They include: “Filthy Little
Tramps." Followed then by, “When Thrice the Cock Crows,” “Hot Hands,
Cold Death,” ”Billy the Kid Meets Bobby the Street Urchin”, “Alter Boys
in Love” “Spare the Rod, Spoil the Fun” “Huck Finn Does Memphis”
which sparked the acclaimed sequels “Raft Hustler,” and “A Christmas Miracle,”
which Krantz claimed exposed the true erotic and bestial meaning behind
the Santa Claus myth. Although he claimed that no animals or dwarfs were
harmed during the filming, the picture fell under great scrutiny from
the Humane Society.
It was with the advent of “A Christmas Miracle” that Krantz’s parents
requested that he change his last name so as to not to bring the terrible
burden of association crashing in on their heads. Dropping the last name
Helmut Krantz, Helmut K. was born and history was made. It was always
the truth up there on the screen K. would proclaim. And this seemed true
enough. Many actors told of stories of being absolutely terrified as Helmut
K. would put them in the most precarious situations. And to use a safety
net was completely unheard of. “I want not only the audience, but the
actors to believe the danger that they are in,” K. once was quoted, “In
a world where reality and fantasy collide, neither should come out on
top. The uncertainty of death should make the experience wonderful for
both the actor and the viewer.” Many of these breathtaking scenes led
to legal investigation and lawsuits, yet the Master would not be deterred
in his quest to bring the incredible to the screen. Stories of the notorious
casting couch calls were also abundant, and K. seemed to be no slouch
in that department.
As controversy and anger rose over his subject matter K. became even bolder
in his depiction of the unsavory. This rising star seemed to growing brighter
until all came to a halt with the advent of “Tommy Needs a Spanking.”
It was “Tommy Needs a Spanking” that sunk K. and his Golden Calf Productions
as viable investment for film financiers. His pure blend of violence and
psycho-sexuality culminated with “Tommy.” But the existential tenor was
too far ahead of its time, and found its audience indifferent to the esoteric
message. The comparison of this work to pornography by the critics cut
K. to the quick, and many of the actors did not want their names attached
to it. Though many did not consider the work pornography, they still felt
it to be rubbish.
Helmut K. was quoted as saying: “It was all
part of the latest inquisition in my behalf. And the natural expectation
from a country where sex is the big crime and orgasm, the motive, means,
and opportunity to pass judgment.”
It was a vision from God,’ K. claimed that
sent him into the world of black and white photography. Telling others
that Christ had come to his bedside with a gift of a camera. Many believed
that this story was mere fabrication and the result of ingesting too much
alcohol and pain medicine that was being used to offset the agony of the
new poverty that befell K. Helmut said that black and white would allow
the true meaning of his message to get through without the distortion
of color which he now found annoying and offensive. He called his new
art form PERVERSIONISM, and claimed that it was in fact “God’s perspective.”
Once again the air became alive with controversy
as “Perversionism” made it’s way into mainstream culture. Helmut K. stated
that this new art form was designed for man to free himself from the chains
imposed by culture and religion. That God had charged him with the duty
of bringing the message into a world that had separated itself from nature
and that was he who would set the Beast loose in man so as to bring balance
to all humankind. K. believed that it was by restricting what he called
the spirit of the monkey which responsible for all of the worlds’ ills.
“Be like the Monkey,” he proclaimed.
As the movement grew “Perversionism" began
to sprout up everywhere. The faction of the artistic community was beginning
to have a foothold on society spreading it’s wings and teaching the way
of the monkey. Its purpose was being fulfilled by the freeing of spirits
and illuminating social conscience, and thus keeping us all safe from
the beast that had been restrained for too long.
*Perversionist: One
who follows the ways of Perversionism and attempts to live life with
unbridled passion.
"Nietzsche in his search for the Uber
Mensch found the journey long and mostly fruitless, where as I find them
almost everywhere I look."
Helmut K
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