Immortals (Greek mythology reduced to bloody mush)

This movie has very little to do with Greek mythology and even less to do with any sort of historical reality. Very few of the cast look Greek. The Herecletans or whatever are just redone Romans. Mickey Rourke is angry and wants to smash everything. Everyone looks way too handsome and too clean. (Ladies, this a great eye candy movie for you, and, on some level, I think that this effort is explained as a